Fac ut vivas. Get a Life.
November 13, 2008
The Disney Channel, like Gatorade, is a LIE!
Like most people my age, I grew up in front of a TV.
Growing up, I found myself doing other things. It’s sad, but it’s probably a part of the whole ‘adolescence’ thing. The weird thing is, I act a hell of a lot more childish now, than I did then. I miss those times when I can run around naked, and instead of people assuming that I’d taken some form of illegal drug, they’d just shrug and say that I ate a liiiiitle too much sugar. Actually, I drink sugar.
Sugar is Love.
Now, everyone knows, that learning is part of growing up. And you can’t control what you learn.
For example; I learned that Disney lies.
Yes, they lied to us.
There is no mouse with spherical ears and a red shorts thing with buttons. And there’s no hard-to-understand duck named Donald. And there’s no Magic clubhouse.
And the little mermaid did not get a happy ending. (Romantically speaking.)
Pocahontas never had a thing with john smith—she was too young. Like, twelve. And she died in London.
It’s snow-drop, not snow white, and she was seven when the hunter person brought her to the woods to take her heart. The queen ate what she thought was snow white’s heart, btw.
Alice was a hell of a lot weirder in the book.
Mulan doesn’t exist—or else, I’d be studying her in social studies. But at least she’s original.
>:O
I concluded, when I found out about these, that Disney doesn’t love us—the don’t care, they just want our (parent’s ) money! D:
That’s why Hannah Montana is famous. Even if she has a funny name. And isn’t fit for pop (she could do better in country). And isn’t even pretty.
It’s why High School Musical has a lot of plot holes.
And Camp Rock’s didn’t even have real rock music in it!
They’re giving us a false sense of security, and kids won’t be able to handle the real world when the go into it. And they’d find out the hard way.
They’re also giving little girls insecurity issues with their pretty princeses.
But when I was a kid, would I have wanted to watch something about an ugly girl? It wouldn’t be as appealing.
Would I have wanted The little mermaid to die?
No, not really.
But I still wouldn’t believe that The Price Charming fell in love with the princes after just one dance. 
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